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Senior Moment? Me?!?
I was at the post office today (Friday) at 4:10 for a work related errand. In my haste I gave the clerk the wrong credit card and said "wait… use this one instead". When he looked mildly miffed I apologized by saying "I'm sorry. It's Friday, 4 o'clock and I don't know whether I'm coming [...]
Why I’m single
SF: How come no one has snapped you up yet? You’re good looking and smart..seem like a good catch. No one suitable?!me: I haven’t found suitable for meSF: That’s what I meant.me: I need my wife to be 6’0″ exactly, one blue eye and one green eye, a virgin, wants to have 13 kids and [...]
The Smithsonian and a Jackass
F: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaavid. (calling me from the other room) Come here old buddy. I want to show you something.Me: (mumbling) If it's about a fucking notebook… [Several times a week my boss shows me how he keeps illegible notes in a book, on paper plates, scraps of paper, etc. He's trying to convince me to keep [...]
Early 80′s Commericals
Thanks to my friend Stefan who suggested the only way to watch Jaws is not in HD but "on VHS recorded on WPIX in 1979 with the commercials" I'm now recalling videos I watched as a kid that were recorded from TV and the catchy commercials they contained. I recall a Burger King commercial from [...]
Eddie Hazel and Funkadelic
Found myself on a friend's couch last night and playing my iPod through their little speakers but it sounded amazing. I think my apartment just suchs acoustically and although my speakers and nice the sound just doesn't feel the same. So Funkadelic comes on and my ears tingle at the sound Eddie Hazel playing guitar [...]
Watching 80′s TV Shows
So I’m checking out some 80′s TV shows on Netflix and recalling things I grew up seeing. Decided to get on YouTube and see if I can find commercials and promos for some of these shows. As some of you know from firsthand experience you can get easily sidetracked and lost in other videos while [...]
I had a dream!
And it wasn’t profound, great, funny, entertaining, and didn’t involve gorgeous naked women (see ‘entertainment’). The dream involved hanging out waiting for David Lee Roth to show up for an interview. Why I was to interview DLR, I have no idea. Why was his name in my head? I thought I knew but as I’m [...]
Kids Say The Darndest Things
I was on line in the supermarket behind this young woman and her daughter who was no older than five. The little girl is taking everything out of the shopping basket and heaving it to the checkout girl. Ground chuck, veggies, canned goods, even glass bottled items all being throw up with every bit of [...]
Google Voice: Does anyone use it?
(120 KB) Listen on posterous I had tried it some time ago and never really liked it. The idea is great but I was concerned that Google would have access to all my emails and now, voicemails. After just logging in for the first time in a year I listened to this message a [...]
Easiest Way to get TV time
It seems if you want to be on TV, the easiest way would be to go on a murder spree or find several woman to knock-up simultaneously and claim you are not the father then you can be on Maury. Sad. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with [...]
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